Heely 暴走鞋
片名 神探飛機頭III
銀漢魚 加利福利亞一種上岸產卵的鯡形海魚
然后我會找時間告訴她我的真實感受 and then I'll find time to express how I really feel.
IM InstantMessaging 實時通信
不 No.
不 No!
哦 Oh!
不 No.
啊 Ow!
哈 Ha!
嗨 Hi.
我 Me!
不 No!
不 No.
好的 OK.
是的 No!
好的 OK.
哈 Huh?
啊 Ugh!
好的 OK.
不行 No.
對 Duh.
快走 Go!
額 Ugh!
惡 Ugh!
哇 Wow!
好的 OK.
艾斯 Ace!
額 Um...
哈 Huh?!
艾斯 Ace.
媽媽 Mom.
是 Yeah.
不是 Nah.
啊 Argh!
艾斯 Ace?
是的 Yes!
出去 Out.
不知道 No.
奧克斯 Ox.
艾斯 Ace.
艾斯 Ace!
對 Yeah.
給 Here.
呆著 Stay!
什么 What?
啊 Aargh!
哦 Uh-oh.
什么 What?
當然 Sure.
是的 Yeah.
什么 What?
Bananas 在美國俚語里的意思為發瘋的 發狂的 古怪的
什么 What?
等等 Wait.
什么 What?
哦 Uh-oh.
行動 Move!
喂 Hello?
是的 Yeah.
什么 What?
你 You...
哇哦 Whoa!
110 110.
135 135.
是的 Yeah.
然后呢 And?
有事嗎 Yes?
等等 Wait!
丑陋 Ugly.
這里 Here.
是的 Yeah.
什么 What?
啊 Aaargh!
下一個 Next.
又來 Again?
所以 So,
但是 But...
什么 Wha...
安靜 Order!
塔比 Tabby!
什么 What?!
岡比 Gumby.
停下來 Stop!
派對 Party?
打敗 Whack!
討厭鬼 Skunk!
哇 Waaaaah!
小綠 Greeny!
美麗 Pretty.
啊 Aaaargh!
永遠不 Never!
A+ A-Plus?
朋友 friend?
真的 Really?
啊哈 Uh-huh.
拒絕 Denied.
哎呀 Whoops!
那是什么 What?
負鼠 Possum!
我贏了 I win.
小綠 Greeny!
不 Nooooooo!
啊 Aaaaargh!
嘿 塔拉 Tara,
真的嗎 Really?
瘋了 Bananas.
快點 Come on.
爺爺 Grandpa?
得了 Come on.
哦 哦 Uh-oh!
閉嘴 Shut up.
散開 Fan out.
放下 Drop it.
溫拉圖 Junior.
快跑 Come on!
計劃B plan B.
B計劃 Plan B.
快來 Come on!
小心 Careful!
正常一點 Normal.
不 No. Uh-uh.
早上好 Morning.
溫拉圖 Ventura.
好孩子 Attaboy.
太棒了 Awesome!
了不起 Awesome.
不 不 No, no.
太好了 Awesome!
保安 Security!
我沒有 I'm not.
小 Ventura...
安靜 Be quiet!
公主 Princess.
打他 Punch it.
呀-呼- Yoo-hoo!
爺爺 Grandpa...
因為 Because...
嗶嗶 Beep beep!
收到 Copy that.
過來 Come here!
好吧 我會的 Fine.
抓到你了 Got you!
我反對 I object!
我猜是的 I guess.
說什么 Say what?
偵探 detective.
嗯好吧 Um... OK.
叮當 Ting Tang.
大鼻子 Big nose.
我們走 Let's go.
現在 And now...
換衣服吧 Suit up!
奧克斯 Ox, vonos
我們走 Let's go.
沒有東西 Nothing.
真有錢 Big deal.
我沒有必要 I'm not?
我們快走 Let's go.
嗨 艾斯 Hi, Ace.
我可以喝點水嗎 May I?
我保證 I promise.
啊 Aaaaaaaaaah!
什么帽子 What hat?
什么 What is it?
站住 Stay still!
哦 哇哦 Oh, wow.
還有這個 And this.
一個電話 One call.
嗨 艾斯 Hi, Ace.
有時候 Sometimes.
當然 Sure thing.
香港嗎 Hong Kong?
我保證 I promise.
什么 What the...
當然不 Of course.
嗯 好 Um... OK.
哪條路 Which way?
噢 艾斯 Oh, Ace.
祝身體健康 L'chaim!
我知道了 I get it!
在下面 Down here.
嘿 媽媽 Hey, Mom!
你不必 You are not
不許動 Don't move!
天哪 My goodness!
我知道了 I knew it.
旺成嗎 Wang Chung?
嘿 小子 Hey, kid!
不好意思 Excuse me.
也許不 May be not.
呃 不 Ewww! Not!
打擾一下 Excuse me.
嗯 Um... Well...
你不行的 You can't.
頭發不錯 Nice hair.
就這樣 That's all.
魔術秀 Magic show.
什么 我 What, me?
嘿 孩子 Hey, kid!
什么計劃 What plan?
執行 implement...
他真小氣 He's mean.
跟我來吧 Follow me.
誰給你的 From whom?
匿名的 Anony mous.
這只是個游戲 Yahtzee!
這條魚 The fish...
都已經水落石出 closed!
尋找人員 finder guy?
不是的 媽媽 No, Mom.
真的嗎 Re-he-eally?
溫拉圖家的人 AVentura.
說什么 saying what?
寵物偵探 pet sleuth?
他在哪 Where is he?
校刊 School paper.
一億 $100 million?
哦 啊 Ohhh! Argh!
他在這里 That's him!
啊 哦 Aaargh! Oh!
你是誰 Who are you?
小睡了一覺 Catnapped.
你是誰 Who are you?
沒有鏡子 No mirrors!
什么 What the...?!
上車 上車 Car, car!
系上安全帶 Seatbelts!
我們來了 Here we go.
你好 Uh-oh. Hello!
短嘴鱷寶寶 Baby gator.
非常好 That's great!
哦 上帝 Oh, my God.
快 Come on, Spark.
因為什么 Because why?
要走了 be on my way.
對 警察 Yeah. Cops.
毫無疑問 Indubitably.
再見 Bye-bye, then.
包括你 not even you.
一切都結束了 It's over.
怎么了 What's wrong?
抓住他 Just get him!
給你 狗狗 Here. Dog.
解決這個吧 Solve this.
我告訴過你 I told you.
還有蟾蜍 And the toad.
不是很確定 Not exactly.
是 沒有 Yeah. Never.
給我那個 Give me that.
這是什么 What is this?
哇哦 哇哦 Whoa, whoa!
你好 艾斯 Hello, Ace.
我不知道 I don't know.
他沒死 He's not dead.
是熊貓的嗎 Or are they?
啊 啊 Argh! Aaargh!
我被邀請啦 I'm invited!
哦 我會的 Oh, I will.
就像我父親 Like my dad?
你知道嗎 And you know,
為什么呢 And for what?
朋友們 Amigos, vonos!
我有輛車 I have a car.
我不知道 I don't know.
我在想呢 I'm thinking.
他是誰 Who's the man?
好耳力 Excellentyear.
三點了 Three o'clock!
朋友們 Vonos, amigos.
謝謝你艾斯 Thanks, Ace.
我重復一遍 I repeat, not
好吧 在這兒 Fine. Here.
貌似沒有 Define "lead."
你的錦鯉 Your koi fish.
3天之內 ...three days.
啊啊 Aaaaaargh! Argh!
不 不是 No, it's not.
剛用過 Recently fired.
太好了 That's so good.
他在睡覺 He's sleeping.
你有罪 You are guilty.
他去哪了 Where'd he go?
哦 在里面 Oh. In here.
嘿 呃 Hey! Uh, st...
溫拉圖 奧克斯 Ventura Ox
代表勝利 as in victory.
很棒的套裝 Nice outfiit.
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
但是現在 But right now,
寵物偵探 Pet Detective.
現在 A+ Now, A-Plus.
寵物偵探 Pet Detective.
聽著 伙計 Look, buddy,
就像熊貓那樣 like pandas.
還有其他人嗎 Anyone else?
關上盒子 Close the box.
怎么回事 What happened?
我的請帖 My invitation!
我的請帖 My invitation.
給我帶上腕帶 Now band me.
別碰我 Don't touch me.
查普斯先生 Mr. Chompers!
還有雪貂 And the ferret.
正確 -That is correct.
一個藝人 An entertainer?
那我戴了 so here you go.
別管了 Never mind that.
做了我的實驗室 Made my lab.
無法自制的 Incontinently.
加進我的空間 My Space add?
安靜 安靜 Order! Order!
跟上 奧克斯 Come on, Ox.
我不知道 I have no idea.
就像你一樣 Just like you.
塔比不見了 Tabby is gone!
塔比貓 Tabby the Tabby.
你知道為什么嗎 You knowwhy?
沒錯 You got it there.
你看著博士 You watch Doc.
聽候差遣 Atyour service.
他和我在約會 He's my date.
哦 我當然知道 Oh, I know.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry! Sorry!
水獺 小豬 Otter! Piggy!
好的 All righty, then!
好 72小時 OK. 72 hours.
這會起作用的 That'll do it.
跑掉的倉鼠 Runaway rodent.
來討論"那種事" "that talk."
真的發生了 It's happening.
舉起手 Putyour hands up!
對不起 Sorry about that.
該死的發團 Darn hairballs.
呃 我曾經很想 Well, I was,
我只是說 I'm just saying.
但是我會試試的 but I'll try.
恩 好吧 Huh. All right.
讓他過來 Let him through.
不要碰它 Do not touch it.
他在那邊 He's over there!
魔法的詞語 The magic word.
你是個寵物 You're a pet...
下次拿百分之二 2% next time.
你放回去 You put it back.
禿鸛 The Marabou Stork.
這是計劃 Here's the plan.
把盒子升起來 Raise the box.
小彭寧頓 Pennington, Jr.!
或者吉米的便便 Or Jimmy Poo.
他去哪 Where's he going?
艾斯小心 Ace, be careful!
到動物園來見我 Visiting me...
還有刺? And the hedgehog.
振作點 狗狗 Cowboy up, dog
那不是真的 That's not true.
小綠 小綠 Greeny! Greeny!
擅長拼字游戲 A good speller?
快 斯巴克 Come on, Spark.
你迷住了嗎 You obsess much?
國家 中國 Country: China.
該死的矮胖子 Holy roly-poly!
服務員 午餐 Waiter, lunch.
不能理解 Incomprehensibly.
我知道一個人 I know someone.
哦 哦 上帝 Oh. Oh, jeez.
過來 小子 Come here, kid!
我當然相信你 Of course I do.
你是斯巴達 You are Spartan!
不 你不需要 No, you don't!
自由之鷹 Freedom the Hawk.
不要推我 With the pushing!
燈光 燈光 Lights, lights.
他在干什么 What's he doing?
我的馬呢 Where's my horse?
-小綠 -不要 -Greeny! -No!
這是我該做的 It's what I do.
對不起 媽媽 I'm sorry, Mom.
好 抓住了 Oh! There we go.
謝謝你 艾斯 Thank you, A.J.
一定要正常一點 Must be normal.
米爾頓的牛奶 Milk for Milton.
我找到米爾頓了 I found Milton!
她相當的小 She's itty-bitty.
不在桌子上 Not at the table.
梅麗莎溫拉圖 Melissa Ventura?
你的贖金條 Your ransom note?
梅麗莎溫拉圖 Melissa Ventura,
你能做什么呢 What can you do?
快 斯巴其 Come on, Sparky.
長青 或者 Chan Chin, or...
還有嗎 So, any thing else?
那不正常 That's not normal.
佩雷斯 溫拉圖 Perez Ventura.
他走這邊了 He went this way!
你會滑Heely嗎 Do you Heely?
游戲時間結束 Fun time's over.
過來吧 伙計們 Come on, boys.
謝謝光臨 Thanks for coming.
我們有證據 We have evidence.
做你該做的事情 doing your job!
因為他們很丑 They're hideous.
危險的陌生人 Stranger danger.
他在開玩笑 He's just joking.
我的計劃成功了 My plan worked!
這很皇家風格 It's very regal.
電子儀器 Electronic device.
我才得了個勞力士 I got a Rolex.
讓開點 Get out of the way.
嘿 你好嗎 Hi, how are you?
我正在想 I'm working on it.
嘿 你好嗎 Hi, how are you?
泥土甜膩的氣息 Earthy, sweet,
這一定是便便 Must be Poo-mas.
沒有用雙關語 No pun intended.
哈 熊貓之歌 Ah, panda song.
公主 塔比 Princess! Tabby!
我還在找 I'm working on it.
謝謝 爺爺 Thanks, Grandpa.
什么短嘴鱷寶寶 What baby gator?
我要正常一點 I will be normal.
恩 是的 Yeah, she sure is.
好像是丘疹 Possibly a pimple?
丘疹 哪兒 A pimple? Where?!
P-R-E-T-T-Y P-r-e-t-t-y.
媽媽 麥片粥 Mom, the cereal!
好 好 上帝 OK, fine. Jeez.
爺爺 我12 Grandpa, I'm 12.
這個地方實在是 This place is...
哦 他真酷 Oh, he's so cool.
我要變得正常 I will be normal.
哇哦 哇哦 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
站著別動 Stay where you are!
不客氣 You're very welcome.
135磅的女人 ...135Ibs woman.
這只是假設 It's a hypothesis.
我愛你 艾斯 I love you, Ace!
我就去買只貓 I'm buying a cat.
這個人瘋了 This guy is crazy.
對不起 什么 I'm sorry, what?
小艾斯 溫拉圖 Ace Ventura Jr.
一 二 三 One, two, three!
克里普索在哪里 Where's Calypso?
克里普索去哪了 Where's Calypso?
克里普索在哪里 Where's Calypso?
慢點 辛巴 Slow down, Simba!
-抓住他 -停下 Get him! Stop!
都可以得到 a Pennington gets.
你說我"廢話" You said "crap."
會得到什么 a Pennington gets.
還有天竺豬 And the guinea pig.
嘿 那是什么 Hey, what's that?
是的 他不見了 Well, he's gone.
她不會知道的 She won'tfind out.
幫助找找米爾頓 Help find Milton.
恩 她不見了 Well, she's gone.
一個麻醉槍 A tranquilizer gun.
你被捕了 you're under arrest.
丟失熊貓幼崽 Missing panda cub.
誰剛剛說的 Who just said that?
不 不在日程上 Not on the list.
快 我們走 Come on, let's go!
好 完成了 OK, it's finished.
他們去哪里了 Where did they go?
你必須釋放我媽媽 you must acquit.
但是祖父說 But Grandpa said...
他卷入一起事件 He was on a case.
我也愛你 媽媽 I love you, Mom.
他是什么樣的人 What was he like?
好的 接下來 All righty, then.
斯金格在那里 There's Sickinger!
但是現在不得不做 but now it's on.
長鼻猴 The Proboscis Monkey.
全部都有關系 Well, every thing!
我的馬在哪里 Where's my horse?!
對時間 Sy nchronize watches.
哦 對 對 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
孩子們 玩的愉快 Have fun, kids!
別再想了 Get rid of these.
謝謝 親愛的 Thank you, honey.
看我找到了什么 Look what I found.
這真奇怪 This is really weird.
你只有72個小時 You got 72 hours.
關于小綠的回答 Answers to Greeny.
不是這些感覺 Not these feelings.
早上好 媽媽 Good morning, Mom.
夠了 艾斯 That's enough, Ace.
不 你答應過的 No. You promised.
它合身極了 It fit like a glove.
你是我們中的一個 You're one of us.
你想念你的孩子 You miss your cub?
或者繞道走 or give me a swirly?
就是熊貓的腳印 were panda prints.
梅麗莎溫拉圖 Melissa Ventura,
就像你失去父親 Like you lost Dad?
他怎么了 What happened to him?
而且太陽出來了 And the sun's out.
沒有公正 沒有 No justice, no...
斯金格一定是在 Sickinger must be
你沒有在聽 You're notlistening!
你看 小門栓 You see, doorstop,
實際上非常少 Substantially less.
沒有繩索 There are no strings.
這就是我的魔術 This is what I do.
給他點掌聲 Give him a big hand.
但是具體在哪里 but where exactly?
好吧 派對達人 OK, party people.
這地方真他媽的大 Holy real estate!
不好意思 你再說一遍 Ex-squeeze me?
屋子檢查過了 The house is clean!
到后面檢查一下 Check around back!
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現在 我來抓你了 I've got you now.
我是認真的 艾斯 I'm serious, Ace.
你知道為什么嗎 And do you knowwhy?
忘掉這個失敗者吧 Forget this loser.
對不起 老朋友 Sorry, old friend.
跟銀漢魚很像 Much like a grunion.
站一邊 小姐 Stand aside, ma'am.
我已經長大了 媽媽 I am older, Mom.
什么另一個爺爺 What other grandpa?
這里有些污點 There are some spots
盧梭 赫蘭德 "Russell Hollander,
叮當的答案 Answers to Ting Tang.
我們彭寧頓家的人 We pride ourselves
告訴我該怎么做 Tell me what to do.
好吧 就那樣吧 Fine, be that way.
那些孩子在哪里 Where are the kids?
我母親是無罪的 My mom is innocent.
艾斯 我很抱歉 Ace, I'm so sorry.
我是個孩子 對嗎 I'm a kid, right?
除了你的皮帶 ...but your leashes!
艾斯 殺了我吧 Ace, shoot me now.
你 你怎么樣 You. How about you?
有鏡子嗎 Are there any mirrors?
好的 讓我們繼續 All right, go on.
奧克斯 大嘴巴 Oxnard. Big mouth!
我是淘氣的孩子 I'm a meddling kid.
我想我懂了 I think I understand.
叫我彭寧頓就行 Call me Pennington.
呵呵 我還能說什么呢 What can I say?
你偷大家的寵物 You stole our pets?
噢 我確實是 先生 Oh, I did, sir!
過來幫下我 Come on, I need help!
干得好 斯巴其 Way to go, Sparky!
艾斯 別害羞呀 Don't be shy, Ace.
幫兄弟一個忙 Do a brother a solid.
犯罪現場 The scene of the crime.
給她電話 Give her the cellphone.
信息量太大了 Too much information.
即使是肉食動物 Even the carnivores.
呃 呃 媒體 Uh-uh-uh-uh. Press.
放下他 兄弟們 Put him down, boys.
這會成為頭條 It'll make headlines.
已經8天了 You've had eight days.
都濕了 好嗎 ...with the wet, OK?
它在看后面 He's facing backwards.
繼續 年輕人 Continue, young man.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you, thank you!
實例 場景 比賽 Game, set, match.
就像你的父親 Just like yourfather.
不止是那樣 You're more than that.
嘿 小心頭發 Hey, watch the hair!
中華白鱘 The Chinese paddlefish.
事實上丑到極點 Butt-ugly, actually.
它就在那里 He's right over there.
我 這里 選我 Me! Here! Pick me!
然后現在克里普索 And now... Calypso!
禁止照相 Do not take any photos.
噢 小心我頭發 Ow! Watch the hair!
我問道了熊貓便便 I smell panda poop.
把他們兩個帶進去 Take these twwo in!
他偷了你們的寵物 He stole your pets.
就要消失了 is about to disappear.
過來 勞拉 Get over here, Laura.
后期：在喜馬拉雅山頂種菜
那是一只老鼠 艾斯 It's a mouse, Ace.
勞拉 你呢 Laura, what about you?
那天 小綠 The other day, Greeny,
我只是知道我能 I just... know I can.
額 現在怎么樣 Well, how about now?
這真有攻擊力 Now, that's offensive.
我們會找到她的寵物 We'll find her pet,
我告訴過你什么了 What did I tell you?
冷靜 冷靜 Down, boy! Down! Down!
我爸爸是什么樣的 Whatwas my dad like?
你的一個祖先 One of your ancestors,
你怎么建的 How did you build this?
太妙了 隊長 Fascinating, Captain.
他的email是 His email address is
彭寧頓公司 Pennington Corporation.
工作很難熬 Hard day at the office?
啊 該死的洋紅色 Argh! Holy magenta!
而且你不是瞎的 And you're not blind.
不要讓他跑了 Don'tlet him get away!
哦 還有一件事 Oh, one other thing.
做你自己 艾斯 Be who you are, Ace!
我們現在做什么 So what do we do now?
讓我們探討探討時尚 Let's talk fashion.
奧克斯 過來幫忙 Oxnard, I need you!
他的自由是從 His freedom was taken
他們偷走了斯納格斯 They took Snuggles?
請不要碰它 Please do not touch it.
我找不到克里普索 I can'tfind Calypso.
我需要個幫手 ...I need a volunteer.
沒有暗門 There are no trap doors.
沒有后門 There are no back doors.
我知道了 我們走 I got it. Let's go.
艾斯你希望它成真 In your dreams, Ace.
你怎么知道的 How did you know that?
噢 不 你不能走 Oh, no, you don't.
這是幸運叉 What the...? Mazel tov.
放松 查普斯先生 Easy, Mr. Chompers.
他的嘴要閉上了 His mouth is closing!
現在把老鼠給我 Now give me the mouse.
你認為那很糟糕嗎 You think that's bad?
能認出你的米茲嗎 Recognize your Mimzy?
我沒有找到米爾頓 I didn't find Milton.
利克斯嗎 我是梅麗莎 Rex? It's Melissa.
你到時候可以見她 You can see her then.
也許 是啊 我是 May be. Yeah, I do.
恩 爺爺 我 Um... Grandpa, I'm...
呃 或者 冰梆 Uh, Bing Bang, or...
你生來是誰 Who you were born to be.
麥克史金格博士 Dr. Michael Sickinger.
A+ 你在嗎 A-Plus, are you there?
嘿 那是我的女孩 Hey, that's my girl!
這是保釋庭審 This is a bail hearing.
這與案件相關 Character is pertinent.
溫拉圖的V That's Ventura with a V,
我直說了 Let me get this straight.
但是 聽著 But, listen, right now,
那動物怎么辦 What about the animals?
我是小艾斯溫圖拉 Ace Irwin Ventura Jr.
-好的 -謝謝 All right. Thank you.
別碰我一根寒毛 Don't touchy the hair!
舉起你們的雙手 Putyour hands together
哈 我贏了 笨蛋 Ha! I win, bedhead.
那是什么鬼東西 What the hell is that?
有其父必有其子 Like father, like son.
媽媽 我也愛你 I love you, too, Mom.
我知道 我保證 Ace I know. I promise.
小兔子米茲 不見了 Rabbit. Mimzy. Lost!
就像兩周 That's like... twwo weeks.
失蹤的綠色錦鯉 Missing green koi fish.
你沒有守住承諾 You broke your promise.
并且樣樣精通 and I mastered them all.
那是一個愚蠢的主意 This was a dumb idea!
你知道他們多久派一個 Do you have any idea
你幾歲了 84嗎 What are you now? 84?
一種歷史悠久而著名的職業 and storied career
恐怖就結束了 and the horro rwill end!
他只是個好演員 He's just a good actor.
不要碰我的相機 No touching the camera!
去上課 溫拉圖 Get to class, Ventura.
哦 這個霸王龍可真酷 Oh, a T. Rex. Cool.
他是我的導盲犬 He's my Seeing Eye dog.
叫它停下來 Make him stop doing that!
我很抱歉 年輕人 I'm sorry, young man.
但是沒人相信我 but no one believes me,
我以為你已經放棄了 I thoughtyou gave up.
-謝謝 -該死的 Thank you. Holy Shaq!
讓我們熱烈歡迎我的兒子 and welcome my son,
噢 我真是個傻子 Oh, I'm such an idiot.
叮當被偷了 Ting Tang has been stolen.
我什么也沒說 I'm not saying any thing.
不 我需要你的幫忙 No. I need your help.
這些是5毫米 and these, which are 5mm.
請拿著這個通行證 Please, take this pass.
我很擅長PS I'm great with Photoshop.
兩種人 Two kinds of people, people.
所有人 靠緊點 Every body, stay close.
屬于溫拉圖女士的 belong to Mrs. Ventura.
以下法律代表 of the following lawfirms
但是 就如你們看到的 But, as you can see,
是理論 如果你有 A theory, if you will.
你父親買個這個 Your father bought this.
就像你的祖先 Just like your ancestors.
回你的棺材里 Get back in your caskets.
沒有公正 沒有和平 No justice, no peace!
他現在會聽你的 Now he'll listen to you.
現在它值多少錢 How much is itworth now?
這些都是瀕危動物 All of them endangered,
這里有后門嗎 Are there any back doors?
所有人 保持冷靜 Everyone, remain calm.
他一定知道些什么 He must know something.
克里普索真的消失了 Calypso's really gone?
加勒比海盜 "Pirates of the Caribbean"
讓我們沖進 Let's crash into the door
然后 就像你們看到的 and, as you can see,
彭寧頓想要什么 what a Pennington wants,
好吧 我閉嘴 You did. OK, fine, fine.
有其父 必有其子 Like father, like son.
有其父 必有其子 Like father, like son!
我就是這個意思 That's what I just said.
哦 你是這樣想的嗎 Oh, you think so, huh?
非常愛干凈 Excellent personal hygiene,
沒有人問過你 額 No one asked you. Um...
但是 媽媽 我必須得做 But, Mom, I had to.
所以 你看 小艾斯 So, you see, Ace Jr.,
我確定他死了 I'm pretty sure he's dead.
哦 這可不好 Uh-oh.That can't be good.
但是我找到了進來的方法 but I found a way in.
我們現在似乎是托爾金 We're in like Tolkien.
我不知道要怎么做 I don't know what to do.
那是有森林嗎 Is that a forest up there?
是最好科學家的之一 It's one of the finest.
關于三個人的工作 About the three-man job.
我們時間很緊 We're on a tight schedule.
在我的實時通訊里 In my instant messenger,
哇 那一定很疼 Ow, that must have hurt,
你還想要自由嗎 You wanna be free or not?
是的 就像我失去他 Yeah, like I lost Dad.
吃你的東西 奧克斯 Eat your own food, Ox.
那我們的鱷魚呢 What about our alligator?
答案是-所有的一切 The answer-every thing.
但是過去的就讓他過去吧 But the past is past.
這里 你把它放回去 Here, you put it back.
你在開玩笑對吧 You're kidding me, right?
為了我的下一個表演 For my next illusion...
斯金格 開車 Sickinger, start the car!
完全正確 極端利己的 Exactly. Egomaniacal.
他們會見到你的 They could have seen you!
讓他滾出我的產業 Get him off my property!
別靠近那些門 Don't go near those doors!
你領帶上那是什么 What's that on your tie?
這邊發生什么了 What's going on over here?
什么使你這樣想 What makes you think that?
只需要給我4天時間 Just give me four day s.
請幫忙找找米爾頓 Please, help find Milton.
NBFW CSl 奧蘭多 NBFW CSl: Orlando."
走開 讓路 Move it!Get out of the way!
如果他吃了辣椒就12個小時 12 if he eats chili.
這是可靠證據 That's admissible evidence.
你說過我有72小時 You said I had 72 hours!
先生 我認真的 你 Sir. I mean it, you...
-可以開始了嗎 -走吧 -Shall we? -Let's do.
而且還是被告的兒子 and the defendant's son.
如果腳印不合 If the footprints don'tfit,
用超輕型飛機 Using an ultralight plane,
什么都不做 我是失敗者 Nothing. I'm a loser.
用英語說 斯波克先生 In English, Mr. Spock.
立刻停止 Cease and desist immediately,
猜猜誰會和我玩 Guess who's gonna play me?
我沒有綁架叮當 I didn't kidnap Ting Tang,
艾斯 現在做什么 Ace! So what's going on?
霍迪尼我要我的馬 Houdini, I want him back.
我想他們有狂犬病 I think they have rabies!
老婆和孩子怎么樣了 How's the wife and kids?
灰色地帶禁止入內 Gray areas are offlimits.
白癡才會在這上面做標記 Dookie marks the spot.
我很好 我現在很好 I'm good, I'm good now.
不管是誰的 no matter who they belong to.
主人是勞拉威爾遜 Owner is one Laura Wilson.
長官 你的指紋 Sir, yourfinger... prints.
我的貓八歲了 My cat's on his eighth life.
但是我能問你這個問題嗎 But can I ask you this?
你為什么跟我說話 Why are you talking to me?
好吧 我把它放下來 Fine. I'll take him off.
我以前吹風笛 I used to play the bagpipes,
Ben Dover Grunt Ben, Dover Grunt,
找到的唯一的腳印 found at the scene were...
腳長超過5英尺 At overfive feet in length,
媽媽 你多重 Mom, how much do you weigh?
保釋費定為50萬美金 Bail is set at $500,000.
你剛才丟掉的東西 this thing you threw away,
哇 這個桌子真棒 Wow! This table is great.
噢 上帝啊 塔比 Oh, the humanity! Tabby!
他們甚至偷走了斯納格斯 Theyeven took Snuggles,
一只軟軟的織布熊 the fabric softening bear.
我認為你媽媽有罪 I think your mom's guilty,
我現在要去找斯金格 I am gonna get Sickinger,
我猜你是斯金格博士 Dr. Sickinger, I presume?
博士 你看著出口 Doc, you watch the exits.
在康納大街3421 at 3421 Tropicana Avenue.
我們怎么進去 How are we gonna get inside?
你怎么知道的 How did you know about that?
哎呀 我們沒電了 Oops! We're out of power!
-來走吧 -快點 Exit stage left. Come on.
小艾斯 你能做到 Ace Jr... you're the man!
現在你上學要遲到了 Nowyou're late for school.
你們又不會失去什么 What have you got to lose?
那不是布里茲 傻子 That's not Breezy, moron!
好的 我們到了 奧克斯 Well, here we are, Ox.
奧克斯 我還很年輕嗎 Oxnard, while I'm young?
P-R-E-T-T-Y 美麗 P-r-e-t-t-y. Pretty.
冷靜 孩子 冷靜 孩子 Down, boy! Down, boy!
因為你是溫拉圖家的人 Because you're a Ventura!
是啊 我也想我媽媽 Yeah, I miss my mom, too.
所以 要我怎么幫你 So, how can I help you...
死狗沒有晚餐吃哦 Dead dogs don't get dinner.
你能從那里出來嗎 Would you get out of there?
好 我很好 我可以的 OK, I'm good, I'm good.
來破壞法庭秩序 and vandalize the courtroom?
這是很有趣的理論 It's an interesting theory,
你保證過你不會 You promised you wouldn't...
你媽媽把那個給你了 Your mom gave that to you?
不 你不明白 No, but you don't underst...
奧克斯 我們走吧 Oxnard!Allons-y, muchacho!
他是生物研究員 He's a biological researcher
愿你有個像喵喵一樣的日子 Have a meow-tastic day.
我們不應該保持沉默了 We shall not be silenced!
它在新西蘭拍攝的 He played the hero unicorn
什么 你打賭輸了嗎 What, did you lose a bet?
你一直這樣不煩嗎 Why do you keep doing that?
艾斯別廢話了 OK, Ace, enough of this crap.
他現在是白癡嗎 Is he currentlyon... doodie?
安靜 它們都在這 Silence! They're all here.
彭寧頓想要什么 And what a Pennington wants,
我深深的為你著迷 I have a huge crush on you!
■
?呯和叮當 the world's most famous pandas.
從魚缸里消失了 vanished out of the aquarium.
這次不是要談論你爸爸 This is not aboutyour dad.
媽媽 你總是這樣說 Mom, you alway s say that.
但是我沒有爸爸 and I don't have a dad for...
裝傻沒也用 Play ing dumb isn't gonna work.
但是我們勝利了 eventually, we won them over.
你知道他是誰吧 You knowwho he was, don'tyou?
偉大的南極探險家 the great Antarctic explorer
他們也不吃企鵝 they would not eat a penguin.
你有時間應該讀讀 You should read it sometime.
他是在我們的動物遺傳學實驗室 A brilliant scientist
我的兔子呢 失敗者 Where is my rabbit, loser?
而且你是個女孩 對嗎 And you're a girl, right?
Shakem Down Hard Shakem, Down Hard,
謝謝你 勞拉助手 Thank you, paralegal Laura.
真是厲害的老虎 Well, that's terrific, tiger.
而我們很快會團聚 and we'll be a family again.
抱歉沒有找到你的錦鯉 Sorry about your koi fish.
你想知道你究竟是什么嗎 Don'tyou knowwhatyou are?
它可以嗅到你的恐懼 And he can smell your fear.
我有條更大的魚要烤 I've got biggerfish to fry.
你沒什么可失去的了 You have nothing to lose...
找找塔比 塔比不見了 Find Tabby! Tabby's gone!
她上個禮拜從一個 Her Majesty was stolen from
我想你不太明白 I don't think you understand.
好 當我們穿過這個 OK, when we get past this,
A+ 勞拉 我們分散 A-Plus, Laura, split up.
別擔心 你會沒事的 Don't worry, you'll be OK.
不 往上走 不 等等 No, up there. No, wait!
你沒有給他帶禮物嗎 Didn'tyou bring him a gift?
年輕的女士們先生們 Young ladies and gentlemen,
我剛處理了一個大案子 I just solved a huge case!
不 你離死不遠了 No! Your path ends in death!
好吧 我不是這個意思 OK, that's notwhat I mean.
那么你知道誰帶走了他么 But you know who took him?
勞拉威爾遜的房子 Casa de Laura Wilson's house.
你只是裝成這個樣子 It's who you're acting like.
盧梭 赫蘭德 NBFW Russell Hollander, NBFW.
說英語 蘭杰 史密斯 In English, Ranger Smith.
我打給他爺爺 I'm gonna call his grandfather.
政府借出 On loan from national government.
我是流言日報的 I'm with the Daily Rumor Mill.
也很高興見到你 塔拉 Nice to see you too, Tara.
快點 這兒沒人了 Come on, the coast is clear.
我對這個感到很抱歉 I'm so sorry about all this.
你現在馬上給我回來 you get back here right now!
-一群笨蛋 -哦上帝啊 Bunch of idiots! Oh, man.
而且 作為熊的管理員 and, as the bears' keeper,
除了我媽媽的足跡外 besides my mom's shoeprints,
他希望當你長大以后得到這個 He wanted you to have it
這比我想的嚴重 This is bigger than I thought.
看看他們給了我們些什么 Look at what they gave us.
我看起來像在開玩笑嗎 Do I look like I'm kidding?
或者其他任何動物 or anyof those other animals.
給彭寧頓先生讓路 Make room for Mr. Pennington.
我知道你要去哪 Hey, I knowwhere you're going,
我才是這里的寵物偵探 I'm the pet detective here.
是一個特殊優待 但不是個可以濫用的權利 ...is a privilege.
你總是很認真 媽媽 You're alway s serious, Mom.
-艾斯 看 -?呯 Ace. OK, look... Pong Ping?
我會試圖變得正常一點 And I will try to be normal.
不 等一等 我能找到他的 No. Wait!I can find him.
哦 我的天 你太美了 Oh, my God, you're pretty!
等等 爸爸是運動員嗎 W-wait, was Dad an athlete?
然后你就會像別的孩子一樣 You'll be like other kids!
嘿 怎么戴帽子了 Hey, what's with that hat on?
那件事事實上非常搞笑 Thatwas actually very funny.
包括達爾文 including Charles Ventura Darwin.
我喜歡這種聽起來的感覺 I like the way that sounds.
你是阿諾德 普新思其嗎 Are you Arnold Plushinski?
我只是不想失去你 I just don't want to lose you.
鞋很不錯 不過人不怎么樣 Love the shoes. Hate you!
哎呀 塔比被偷走了 Yikes! Tabby's been nabbied.
我知道你不想 艾斯 I knowyou don'twant to, Ace,
你知道發生了什么 You know what happened to him.
十年 或者二十年 我想的話 Ten, 20 years, I'd say.
CSl 國家漁業及野生動物局 CSl: Fish and Wildlife.
走吧 愛情的隧道 Let's go. The tunnel of love.
殘忍 淺顯 自私 Cruel, shallow, and selfish.
但是你有什么高見么 But you have some kind oflead?
我不害怕跟她談話 I am not scared to talk to her.
但是 媽媽 這才是我 But, Mom, this is who I am.
我們找到了點東西 長官 We've found something, sir!
我沒事的媽媽 我會找到叮當 Mom, I'll find Ting Tang.
好吧 邊走邊打 快 OK, while you walk. Come on.
首先 你媽媽很好 First thing, your mom is fine.
溫拉圖家族的人一直是從事著 the Venturaline has a long
所以 你在查案子嗎 So, you're working on a case?
我什么都做不了 There's really nothing I can do.
我相信現在他是 I believe he's now the chief of
好 你的程序開始運行了 OK. Your program's running.
你把那個骨頭放回去 You're putting that bone back.
好的 他在隧道里 All right, he's in the tunnel!
好吧 如果那會殺了我 Well, I will if it kills me.
是開啟你未來的鑰匙 this is the key to yourfuture.
他提倡保護丑陋動物 He advocates for ugly animals.
我們要監視犯人 We'll stake out the perpetrators
我想說什么來著 What's the word I'm looking for?
請一直帶上手環 Wear the wristband at all times.
有史以來最好的派對 我要瘋了 Best partyever! Bananas!
親愛的 我就是這樣 That's just how I roll, baby.
口香糖 我需要片口香糖 Gum! I need a piece of gum.
我不想節外生枝 We don't need more distractions.
那邊 就在那 Over there, point it over there!
你被救了 免費的哦 You have been saved.No charge.
那我以后不能來了 if I'm going to behave this way.
3號 跳到右邊去 Number three, hop to the right.
海王星-阿爾法-查理-馬 Neptune-Alpha-Charlie-Horse.
所有孩子都這樣 It's what all the kids are doing.
快 讓我看看你的辦公室 Come on,show me your office.
快 斯巴其 這就對了 Come on, Sparky. Here we go.
案子結了 梅麗莎溫拉圖 Case closed,Melissa Ventura.
案件號349A49320452 Case number 349A49320452.
這些鞋印有1.5毫米深 These printss are 1.5mm deep,
除非我告訴你內幕消息 unless I give you information.
真是個奇跡 奇跡 It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
同等對待丑陋動物 Equal treatmentfor ugly species!
否則我不得不用這個了 or I'll be forced to use this!
這是馬達加斯加狐猴 This is the Madagascan Aye-aye.
說起丑惡的有錢人 Talk about filthy stinking rich.
喔 只有被邀請的才能進去 孩子 Whoa. Invite only, kid.
他想象他父親一樣 He wants to be justlike his dad.
我的吹風機原來在這里 That's where my hairdryerwent.
寶貝兒 寶貝兒 回來 Honey. Honey, come back here.
是的 今天早上醒來的時候 Yeah. I woke up this morning
不要玩弄我們的感情了 Stop toy ing with our emotions.
我們下次再談他 We'll talk about him another time.
不要不服從 我們行動 Don't be a maverick. Let's go.
他們傳輸到我這里的GPS They transmit to my GPS here.
體重分別是接近125磅 weighing approximately 125Ibs,
我又可以看見了 我看得見了 I can see again! I can see!
當然 A+ 我們是朋友 Sure, A-Plus. We're friends.
他走那邊了 他走那邊了 There he goes! There he goes!
她的經濟出現很大問題 Her financial situation is dire
不用客氣 先生 You're very welcome, Mr. Esquire.
不管怎樣蘭杰 布魯克海德 Any way, the only footprints
你都會成為你應該成為的那樣 you're gonna be who you are.
是的 但是已經不重要了 Yeah, but it's not important.
世界上的丑陋動物 Ugly animals of the world, unite!
價值將近10億美金 formerly valued at $100 million.
所以趕快告訴我熊貓在哪里 so tell us where the panda is
草莓橡皮糖 它很喜歡 Strawberry gummy, he loved it.
打開它的嘴 我這就進去 Open his mouth, I'm going in.
伙計們 他的嘴要閉上了 People, his mouth is closing!
我告訴過你 他是在睡覺睡了 I told you he was sleeping.
你現在可以去上學了嗎 Nowwill you please go to school?
這是寵物連環失蹤事件 It's an animal-nabbing epidemic!
任何同學要是有消息的話 Any student with information
1號跑2號位置上去了 Number one justwent number twwo.
失蹤的倉鼠 米爾頓的牛奶 Lost hamster.Milk for Milton.
聰明 有趣 出色的傾聽者 Smart, funny, greatlistener.
奧克斯和我現在得回家了 Oxnard and I must be going now.
我還沒有準備好說那個 I'm not ready for that talk yet.
我打電話給你另一個爺爺 I'm calling your other grandpa.
熟悉媒體自由嗎 Familiar with freedom of the press?
Dewey Fleeceum Grab Dewey, Fleeceum Grab,
Wiley Little Weasel Wiley, Little Weasel,
Imontha Take Lovitt Imontha, Take Lovitt,
-不要推我 伙計 -抓住他 Don't Tase me, bro!Get him!
這是動物犯罪活動 This is a major criminal netwwork.
所以 我媽媽多久能回來 So when can I get my mom back?
過來吧 我的叢林朋友們 Come to me, my jungle friends!
他只是想象他父親那樣 He wants to be justlike his dad.
來啃粉粉的肉桂卷吧 Nibble the powdery cinnamon bliss.
不要試圖去找迷路的小寵物 No try ing to find missing pets
你們可以消停一點嗎 Would you guy s stop multiply ing?
案件編號 349A49320451 Case number 349A49320451.
皮膚像微熟的桃子和奶油 and skin like peaches and cream.
等你長大一點我們再談 We can have it when you're older.
對 在狗的年齡來說84歲 Right. Dog years.84 years old.
是 但是叫我A+ 啊 Yeah, but call me A-Plus.Aargh!
太強了 地下室居民 蜘蛛俠 Holy cellar-dweller, Batman!
他還為你爸爸工作嗎 Does he still work for yourfather?
很抱歉 寵物不能進入 I'm sorry, sir. No pets allowed.
但是我們現在是朋友了 對嗎 But we're friends now, right?
尊敬的法官 這太荒唐了 Your Honor, this is ridiculous.
熊貓的平均體重352磅 The average panda weighs 352Ibs,
我有些東西要給你 I've been saving something for you.
因為你是百萬分之一的選擇 'cause you're one in a million.
西部高地的冠軍狗 Championship West Highland terrier.
我不認為它看起來那么糟糕 I don't think itlooks that bad.
從99年開始我就沒參加過派對了 I haven't partied since '99.
你覺得你是個好偵探 You think you're a good detective?
我想我找到他了 我找到他了 I think I got him! I got him!
爺爺 你在這做什么 Grandpa, what are you doing here?
這是為什么我們在這兒放捕鼠夾 That's why we have traps here.
為這個我們感情都快奔潰了 We're emotional wrecks about it.
聰明的小孩 我現在負責這里 Smart kid. I'm in charge here.
我用它來麻醉一只大猩猩 I used it to sedate a chimpanzee.
他那張是離我最遠的 his is the furthest away from mine.
是 我被邀請了 我被邀請了 Yes, I'm invited.I'm invited.
不幸的是 他是個瘋子 Unfortunately, he's quite insane.
女士們 這真的必要嗎 Ladies, is this really necessary?
任務完成了 奧克斯呢 Mission accomplished. Where's Ox?
他只是個12歲的孩子 He's a 12-year-old behavioral case
身體質量指數21 34 with a body mass index of 21.34.
找到叮當或者其他什么 by finding Ting Tang or something,
你家里有獸醫嗎 Is there a veterinarian in the house?
因為這里有些瘋狗 Because these are some sick puppies.
我拿點路上吃 I'll take a few of these for the road.
但是你最好跟赫蘭德談談 but you better talk to Hollander.
目前為止的線索來看 Well, here's the plot up until now.
我們很高興我沒在他的鞋子里面 I'm glad I'm not in his shoes!
烏龜 把鷹放了 Tortoise! Freedom the Hawk! Be free!
我很好 我很好 我們回去吧 I'm good, I'm good. Let's go.
我宣布你們所有的案子 And I declare all of your cases...
艾斯 我為你驕傲 I am so proud of you, Ace. Ventura!
成千上萬的人會看到這個 Thousands of people will see this.
他是寫進化論的家伙 對吧 He was the evolution guy, right?
Alpha-Beta-Delta-航線 Alpha-Beta-Delta-Airlines.
我不敢相信我有一個朋友 I can't believe I have a friend
但是對你自己說謊 小艾斯 but lying to yourself, Ace Jr...
我照的每一張照片都是畢加索的名畫 Every shot I take, a Picasso.
那些是從我媽媽的花園摘來的嗎 Are those from my mom's garden?
這些足印只有2 3毫米深 these are 2.3mm-deep footprints,
赫蘭德 會找到熊貓 Hollanderwill find the panda napper
我們不想加入你的運動 We don'twant to join your movement.
不管誰找到克里普索 電話聯系 Whoeverfinds Calypso, call in.
你就是打電話的人 You're the one who called in the tip?
而現在他希望你相信我用 And now he expects you to believe
你們五個現在身負重任 Five of you are going on a mission.
幫你解決第一件案子 to help you wrap up your first case.
盡管是他們快死了 Even if they're about to get run over.
你的案子是史上最大的 Your case is the biggest in history.
我可能已經說的太多了 I've probably said too much already,
我可以跟蹤他18個小時 I can track him for up to 18 hours.
這些數據明確顯示 These measurements clearly indicate
好 我只是 我只是 呃 OK. I'll just...I'll just, um...
爺爺 我很確定他死了 Grandpa, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
我來這兒采訪小彭寧頓 I'm here to interview Pennington Jr.
我是個狗仔隊 這就是我的工作 I'm a paparazzi.It's what I do.
然后你可以上傳他的移動硬盤 so you can upload his hard drive.
謝謝你 漂亮的勞拉小姐 Thank you, pretty paralegal Laura.
它沒有死 它只是睡著了 It's not dead, it's just sleeping.
你永遠不會像其他人那樣 You'll never be like everyone else,
把他弄下來 他有問題 Take him down!He's an ecoterrorist!
熊貓一定是我最后才偷的 the panda is the last one I'd take.
現在甚至有人都沒有聽說過他們 yet no one's ever heard of them.
不好意思 那是旅行時的照片 Sorry, that one's from vacation.
哈哈 你搞笑嗎 小個子 Ha ha! You're killing me, Smalls.
是這個鎮的另外一邊 孩子 is the other side of town, sport.
你就不能不弄它 我暈了 Will you stop spinning? I'm dizzy!
我只想要最珍貴的品種 I wanted only the mostfamous pieces.
攻擊行動 三 二 一 Offensive action!Three, twwo, one.
見到任何你想見的動物 safely and with complete supervision.
國家漁業及野生動物局 National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife.
為什么不想談到他 why she doesn't want to talk about him.
歐內斯特 溫拉圖 沙克爾頓爵士 Sir Ernest Ventura Shackleton.
或者 用熊貓語來說是 嗚 Or, if you speak Panda, "Grrrrr."
我不是世界上最好的 呃 I'm not the world's greatest, uh...
你不會打我的 對吧 You're not gonna beat me up, are you?
然后進入它的消化系統 and it gets into his digestive tract.
在餐廳里的所有桌子里 Of all the tables in the cafeteria,
我保留一個這個你不介意吧 Do you mind if I keep one of these?
哦 我只能在我的實驗室做這個 Oh,I can only do that in my lab.
你想要回你的魚 是嗎 You want your fish back, you're hot?
我可以把你放在我最喜歡的5個人里嗎 Can I put you on my fave five?
剪輯 足跡 移動 場景 Cut, print, moving on, and scene.
要不 你就是偽造犯罪現場 Or you're just making all this up.
他們說他不知道自己在干什么 They said that he got disoriented,
那見鬼的百慕大在哪里 Hey, Laura,where the heck is Bermuda?
讓你的狗往后退 溫拉圖 Tell your dog to back off, Ventura!
我告訴過你我會找到它的 I told you I'd find him, and I will.
是的 項目的年輕資助者 Young supporters of the cause, yes!
然后我們可以把他放回動物園 so we can get him back to the zoo.
好吧孩子 去檢查那個箱子 Sure, son. OK, go inspect the box.
你會發現那里沒有鏡子 You'll see that there are no mirrors.
如果我們三點鐘還沒有出來 If we're not back by three o'clock,
國家魚類和野生動物處 National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife?
逮捕他 放我媽媽出來 Arrest this guy, and let my mom out!
你不會只是來開玩笑的吧 You did notjust make that lame joke.
你喜歡我 你迷戀著我 You like me. You have a crush on me.
他們把所有的麻醉槍都給我了 They give us all tranquilizer guns.
但是媽媽說這太危險了 but then Mom said itwas too dangerous.
什么 勞拉嗎 不 不是 What? About Laura? No, not really.
你叔叔在這里的時候我認識他 I knew your uncle when he was here.
找尋者 調查者 我不知道 Finder? Investigator?I don't know.
-那是壞蛋跟蹤器 -哈 That's a bully -tracking device.Huh?
你該修修鼻毛了 伙計 Man, you gotta clip those nose hairs.
你不會讓他拿著那個 對嗎 You're not gonna let him keep that?
Cheap Ambulance Chaser Cheap, Ambulance Chaser,
會造成5毫米深的腳印 and would create a 5mm-deep footprint.
尊敬的法官 我懇請釋放被告 I plead for acquittal, Your Honor.
時間到了 回到你的車上 Time is up.Gotta get you on the bus.
噢 這實在是太明智了 是的 是的 Oh, it's brilliant! Yes, yes.
我媽媽在監獄里 這全都是因為你 my mom's in jail because of you,
自從我因為社交毒藥而生病以后 I haven't been treated this badly
我們都在等待的這一刻 the moment we've all been waiting for.
嘿 勞拉 很高興你能來 Hey, Laura, glad you could make it.
叮當 我可找到你了 得分 Ting Tang, I found you! Touchdown!
或者是幫助動物或者是其他類似的事情 or helping animals or any thing.
噢你是什么呀 某種寵物 Ooh, what are you?some kind of pet...
記得當時我把她帶到學校 Rememberwhen I brought her into school
是的 但是這不是一回事 好不好 Yeah, but it's not the same, OK?
我不想要你做任何事 艾斯 I don'twantyou to do any thing, Ace.
它只是太老了而不能自己舔毛 he's simply too old to lick himself.
他在一次做生意的途中失蹤了 on a business trip when I was a baby
是啊 他是極受歡迎的 Yes. And he's extraordinarily popular.
自從他們開始在體育課后洗澡 I haven't been humiliated like this
你用恐嚇信威脅我告訴你我的隱私 You're threatening to blackmail me
估價為一億美元 It has an estimated value of $100 million.
好的 好 我告訴過你這可以的 OK. OK. I told you it would work.
他隨身帶著那只死掉的狗 艾斯 He carries around a dead dog, Ace.
而現在正是時候 when you were old enough, and now you are.
那并不是我想的那樣 對嗎 That's notwhat I think it is, is it?
你準備好要去解決那件案子了嗎 So you feel like solving that case?
我看過斯金格的硬盤 I looked through Sickinger's hard drive.
這些跟熊貓有什么關系 And this has what to do with the panda?
等著他們自己露出馬腳 and wait for them to reveal themselves.
我在這里已經找了一天了 I've been looking around here all day.
如果史酷比教過我些什么 If Scooby-Doo has taught me any thing,
我決定開始收集動物 I decided to start an animal collection.
我朋友找不到她的南美洲粟鼠了 My friend can't find her chinchilla.
問題 你試圖打過電話給她嗎 Question.Have you tried calling her?
我接這個工作是想能讓你 I got this job so you could see animals
任何時候都在安全而完整的監督下 as much as you want, when you want,
現在 雖然我們的祖先花了很多時間 Now, although it took a long time
唯一其他的印跡就是熊貓的 And the only other prints are panda...
你完蛋了 普新思其 我說真的 You're dead, Plushinski!I mean it!
現在 對你媽媽說謊是一件事 Now, lying to your mom is one thing,
你收拾這個大家伙做得好 You cleaned up Big Foot here real nice.
這邊 伙計們 待在一起 Right this way, folks.Stick together.
你們都是特別的來賓 You are all in for a very special treat -
呃 我不知道 他是獨行俠 Well, I don't know. He's alone wolf.
尊敬的法官 我代表被告 Your Honor, I represent the defendant.
在犯罪現場赫蘭德特工 The only footprints that Agent Hollander
上帝 下次你再這么晚來 Jeez, next time you're late like that,
那個孩子在那邊 那個志愿者 That kid right there. The volunteer.
我喂它吃下了一個你的導航儀 I fed him one of your homing devices.
好的 勞拉和我進去 All right, Laura and I are going inside.
請將你們的注意力轉向天空 may I directyour attention to the sky!
很高興見到你 謝謝你能參加 Great to see you. Thanks for coming.
下次和我們一起吃飯吧 特工 next time he's in Florida, Agent...?
你說你想讓我也像他們一樣 You said you wanted me to be like them,
放棄這些導航儀吧 普新思其 Just give up the gummies, Plushinski,
壞蛋吃了一盒看起來無害的糖果 A bully eats a harmless-Iooking candy
183 253磅 和390磅 183.253Ibs and 390Ibs respectively.
你可以從做你自己開始 Well, you can start by being who you are.
對于跟出版社保持良好關系感到十分驕傲 on good relations with the press.
天 不要偷偷靠近我 好嗎 Jeez! With the sneaking up on me, OK?
我發現現在不管我說什么 I realize now that no matter what I say,
我得像其他人那樣 祖父 I gotta be like everyone else, Grandpa.
那匹馬每張照片值6百萬美金 That horse gets six million a picture.
等等 停車 停車 就在這里停 Wait, stop, stop! Stop right here!
我給他帶了他沒有的東西 I got him the one thing he doesn't have.
他進監獄了 他進監獄了 He's going to jail, he's going to jail!
斯巴其 好孩子 干的不錯 Hey, Sparky, good going! Good Sparky!
勞拉 我解決了你的案子 Now, Laura, since I solved your case...
就這樣 可愛的小東西 That's it,my little misunderstood friend.
這無疑是一個有諷刺意味的場景 This is certainly an ironic situation,
發生在你寵物身上的事情是真的嗎 is it true what happened to your pet?
嗯 我不能說我知道它在哪 Well, I wouldn't say I knowwhere he is.
你知道的 線索不會自己跑出來 Clues don'tfind themselves, you know.
-打電話給她 她是一條魚 -呃 Calling her? She's a fish.Uh-uh-uh.
好 或許我不是精通所有的 OK, may be I didn't master all of them,
她星期五有個保釋審訊 She's gonna have a bail hearing on Friday.
警報接近 警報接近 Proximityy alert.Proximityy alert. Prox...
除了那些惡霸沒人跟我說話 No one ever talks to me, except bullies.
這是小彭寧頓父親的公司 That's Pennington Jr.'s father's company.
這個在美國被叫做憲法 It's in something called the Constitution.
你可以用那個做個泰迪熊了 You could make a teddy bear out of that.
那里我們將公布整件事 where we'll be webcasting the whole thing.
他私底下對熊貓有奇怪的憎恨 He harbors a bizarre hatred for pandas.
你欠我們額外的的治療期 You owe us for the extra therapy session.
你們這些家伙看起來就像一盒蠟筆 You guy s look like a box of crayons.
為什么你們這些家伙總是一起行動 Why do you alway s travel in a flock?
你可以IM我 而我會給你們回信 You can IM me and I'll textyou back.
但是我的腿在蘇格蘭裙里太瘦了 but my legs are too skinny for a kilt.
讓我提醒你 你簽了約定 And let me remind you,you're under oath!
你在非法侵入聯邦犯罪現場 You trespassed on a federal crime scene.
停止對我們的感情傷害 to stop inflicting emotional damage on us.
看起來我們要去遠足了 It looks like we're going on a field trip.
我想我把這件事搞大了 I think I just busted this case wide open.
誰自愿 誰想加入這場秀 Avolunteer? Who wants to be in the show?
我現在將自豪的介紹 The Pennington Estate now proudly presents
去干草垛里 我馬上回來 Go to the hay stack! I'll be right back!
你忘記污穢的有錢人和極端自利 You forgotfilthy rich and egomaniacal.
我是小艾斯 溫拉圖 寵物偵探 I am Ace Ventura Jr., Pet Detective.
但是體育運動似乎不是我的特長 but may be athletics aren't my calling.
是啊 你媽媽有好理由解釋 Yeah, well, your mom's got good reasons
物競天擇 適者生存 Survival of the least loo-hoo-hoo-oser-est.
你聽見他說的了嗎 我的天哪 Did you hear what he said? My goodness.
犯罪現場沒有發生打斗痕跡 Crime scene shows no sign of disturbance.
你要花多少時間用黑客 How long would it take for you to hack into
你看見一個小孩跑過這里嗎 Have you seen a little kid run past here?
而且那只是個開始 看看這個 And that's just the beginning.Get this.
還要向全世界證明你有多白癡 and show the world what an idiotyou are!
你度過了多少個青春期啊 How many puberties have you gone through?!
一萬股美孚公司的股票 太棒了 10,000 shares of Exxon stock! Awesome!
只要輕輕的碰一下草地 天呀 Just a touch of wild grass and... butt!
盧梭 赫蘭德 非常我很樂意 Russell Hollander.That would be great.
他們還小 你為什么讓他們走 They're small. Why did you let them go?
那么你們什么時候找我的錦鯉呢 So when are you gonna find my koi fish?
艾斯溫圖拉立刻從那里出來 Ace Irwin Ventura, get out of that habitat
下禮拜就能揭幕了 There's gonna be an unveiling nextweek. Now...
我的寵物小兔子米茲就不見了 and my pet rabbit Mimzy was totally gone.
笑起來很甜 a smile that'll make you feel like pudding inside
所有我可以叫你我的女友 對嗎 So I can call you my girlfriend, right?
讓開 讓開 不 我要先走 Get out of my way! No, I'm going first!
不 媽媽 我保證我會像正常孩子一樣 No, Mom, I promise, I'll be normal.
在公眾場合展示著名的貓科動物 at a publicity stop for a famous feline.
除了"丑陋的"和"斯金格" exceptfor "ugly animals" and "Sickinger."
塔比說 愿你有個像喵喵一樣的日子 Tabby say s,"Have a meow-tastic day."
星條旗漢堡公司的吉祥物 Mascotfor Stars and Stripes Burger Company.
為什么你不檢查看看你媽媽的房子 Why don'tyou check your mother's house?
這地方也許有自己的郵政編碼 This place probably has its own zip code.
百萬美金的私人直升機后門 in our million-dollar personal helicopter.
我從退休時間里花十分鐘 I'm taking ten minutes off from retirement
你到底知不知道我們的吉祥物在哪里 Do you know where our mascot is or not?
4號不要再對3號那么做了 Numberfour,stop doing that to number three!
嘿 爺爺 我能問你一個問題嗎 Hey, Grandpa, can I ask you a question?
然后剩下的我太小了 理解不了 and that I'm too young to know the rest.
這是由三種不同的生命體造成的 prints made by three different organisms,
我要走了 我會再找你的 I'll be on my way.I will talk to you later.
但是邀請函的都已經錄制完成了 But the invitations have been recorded.
工作的杰出的科學家 who worked for our animal-genetics laboratory.
奧克斯 胡內米 卡平特里亞 溫拉圖 Oxnard Hueneme Carpinteria Ventura,
給我手電筒 我們走 這邊 Give me a flashlight. Let's go! This way!
在熊貓館里找到的唯一腳印 that Ranger Blockhead found in the habitat,
我以為我可以幫你解決這個案子 I thought I could help you solve the case
去閣樓找找 你會發現它的 Look up in the attic.You'll find it there.
我不會靠近它的 它好像有狂犬病 I'm not going near him! He looks rabid.
塔比說 愿你有個像喵喵一樣的日子 Tabby say s, "Have a meow-tastic day!"
我們的犯人只偷有名的動物 Our perpetrator is stealing famous animals.
不 不 我 嘿 我想成為魔術師 No, no, me! Hey, wanna be magic man.
當你需要瓊 里弗斯的時候她在哪里 Where's Joan Rivers when you need her?
你們知道這根線的后面在哪里嗎 Do you knowwhere the back of the line is?
哦 巨大而可怕的億萬富翁先生 Ooh, it's Mr. Big Scary Billionaire Man.
順便偷走財產 彭寧頓 Smooth ride for stolen property, Pennington.
你們還想不想要回寵物了 快來 You guy s wantyour pets or not? Come on!
也許其中幾個永遠不會回來了 Couple of you probably aren't coming back.
請立刻向游泳池通報 is requested to report to the pool immediately.
恩 好吧 看著學著點 狗狗 Yeah, well, watch and learn, Puppy Chow.
我想找到失蹤的動物 我喜歡做這個 I want to find lost animals. I love it.
我們發現你的腳印到處都是 We found your shoeprints all over the place.
哦 上帝 這些是巨大的橡膠蟲糖 Oh, my God,those are giant gummy worms.
哦 不 幾周前我們剛解雇了他 Oh, no.We fired him just a fewweeks ago.
它是條狗 這是個骨頭 自己算算看吧 He's a dog, it's a bone. Do the math.
我等會兒會放回去的 做得好 奧克斯 I'll put it back later. Good job, Ox.
而且會越來越糟 小心了 and it's only gonna getworse. Pay attention.
和他個人CSI 完全白癡 and his personal CSI Complete Stupid Idiots
回到他們在邁阿密的冬季 back to theirwinter breeding ground in Miami.
我不明白你剛才說的那些 OK, I didn't understand a word you just said,
解決這個案子 證明我媽媽無罪 solve this case, prove my mom's innocent,
你們不會相信接下來所看到的 You won't believe what you're about to see.
這證明我媽媽沒有偷熊貓 It proves that my mom didn't steal the panda.
祝賀你 你找到了我的馬廄 Congratulations. You found my horse stalls.
先生 我為這誤解而感到抱歉 Sir, I apologize for the misunderstanding.
艾斯 你真是個很棒的寵物偵探 Ace, you're a really great pet detective.
如果我再像這樣子的話 And this is the last time I get to come here
我那只很罕見的鮮綠色的錦鯉 my incredibly rare emerald-green koi fish,
這叫做 向全城發宣傳單 奧克斯 It's called "papering the town," Oxnard.
它抓住這個游客的腿 然后 He grabbed this tourist's leg and started...
呃 你媽媽是怎么跟你說他的 Well, what did your mom tell you about him?
我爸爸也是和溫拉圖家族的人一樣嗎 Well, was my dad like the other Venturas?
跟那些2.3毫米的不一樣 as differentiated from these, which are 2.3mm
那樣我們可以阻止那個偷叮當的人 so we can stop the guy who stole Ting Tang
我希望你了解關于你父親的真相 I wantyou to know the truth about your dad.
我不想你走他走過的那條路 I didn't want you to follow in his footsteps.
上帝 你是請來解決這個案子的 Jeez! You're welcome for solving the case,
她的案例已經讓這個機構出名了 Her case is putting this agency on the map.
讓我們小心點移動到紀念品商店 Let's move very carefully to the gift shop.
紅地毯 這是什么頒獎典禮嗎 A red carpet? What is this, an awards show?
所以為了避免讓自己在這里感到不舒服 So please do not embarrass yourselves...
我們走 抓住那個帶著錄音機的男人 Let's go! Get the guy with the boom box!
有些事我想和你說 there was something I kind of wanted to tell you.
頂級的食肉動物和我離這么近 with an apex predator there and me over here,
現在不是告訴勞拉我感受的時候 Now's not the time to tell Laura how I feel.
作為我關于不同尋常動物演講的一部分嗎 as part of my report on unusual animals?
無論如何 你收藏的水生朋友 Anyw way, your collection of aquatic friends
你不能告訴我們你在找什么嗎 Can'tyou just tell us whatyou're looking for?
你的Y染色體有溫拉圖家族的基因 Your Y chromosome has the Ventura mutation.
嘿 看 ?呯 我是家里的朋友 Hey, look, Pong Ping,I'm a family friend.
我要去博物館沖進斯金格博士的辦公室 I gotta break into Dr. Sickinger's office
又一次泡水的時間到了 垃圾 Time for another motivational dunking, dork!
如果我去動物園偷動物 If I were going to steal an animal from the zoo,
他們從棕櫚林下了高速公路 They're getting off the highway at Palm Grove.
退后點 謝謝 讓出條路 Stay back, people. Thank you. Out of the way.
過來小矮子 我真受夠了 Come on, half pint, I'm getting tired of this.
我們是彭寧頓 我們要什么有什么 We're Penningtons.We can have whatwe want!
一定會等到他們綠色的同伴回來的 will have their emerald companion back in...
你的單詞是 反對主張政教分離者 Yourword is "antidisestablishmentarianism."
再要一個印章就可以得一個免費的酸奶了 One more punch and you get a free yogurt.
"我知道小彭寧頓的外國愛人" Or, "I Had Pennington Jr.'s Alien Love Baby."
在我媽媽被投進監獄前把她救出來 and save my mom before she's sent to prison!
還是不 別擔心 這個計劃很容易 "Or not?" Don't worry, this plan is gravy.
我可以把你從聯系人拉到朋友里嗎 can I move you from "Contacts" to "Buddies"?
艾斯 你從哪里找到這些消息的 Ace, where did you get all that information?
問題是 小勞拉 什么是對的 The question, young Laura, is what is right?
我們把這些可愛的生物們送進動物園 We put all of these cute creatures in zoos,
而再也沒有比克里普索更出名的動物了 And there's none more famous than Calypso.
把盒子升起來 先生們 把盒子升起來 Raise the box, gentlemen, raise the box.
派對包里的禮物不是免稅的 Gifts in the party bags are not tax deductible.
彭寧頓先生 現在你被捕了 Mr. Pennington, Sr., sir, you're under arrest.
我知道媽媽說的話 但是這個很重要 I knowwhat Mom said, but this is important.
不把你的頭伸到車窗外面 you are not sticking your head out of a carwindow
就像巧克力 嗯 太誘人了 It's like chocolate. Mm. They're so addictive.
什么都沒說 她只是說當我還是一個嬰兒的時候 Nothing. She say s that he disappeared
我沒有留下任何沒找到的線索 I left no stone unturned, no clue undiscovered.
你知道他們怎么叫查案子的嗎 You know what they call those working on cases?
"億萬富翁男孩卷入吸脂手術意外事故" "Billionaire Boy In Liposuction Incident."
你應該一個星期以前就找到布里茲的 You were supposed to find Breezy a week ago.
我不能對一個進行中的調查進行評論 I can't comment on an ongoing investigation.
但是要用我全部的力氣去去說服 But it's gonna take all my power of persuasion
拜托 這個東西有上幾百萬年了 Please!This thing's lasted millions of years.
一只小狗輕輕啃下沒關系的 It's going to survive alittle doggy love nibble.
小艾斯 溫拉圖 達羅 海茲 先生 Ace Ventura Darrow Hutz Junior, Esquire,
我要知道真相 你不能掩蓋真相 I want the truth! You can't handle the truth!
熊貓的分散了它的體重 the panda has slightly offset weight distribution.
即使是老虎伍茲也總是讓人驚訝 Even Tiger Woods shanks one from time to time.
毫無意義的國際狗展中被偷了 a meaningless international dog show last week!
史實三部曲中扮演了英雄 in the epic trilogy that they shot in NewZealand.
嘿 你 確保不要讓可疑的人進來 Hey, you, make sure no weirdos get in here.
-我跟你說過多少遍了 -一百萬遍 -How many times have I told you? -A million.
請注意以下 我有一些壞消息要通報 Your attention, please.I have some sad news.
夠了 你不吃狗盆里的東西 That's it! You are not eating out of a dog bowl,
穿過歷史 溫拉圖家族在繼續 Down through history,the Venturaline continued,
這個是經營這個網站的家伙的照片 Here's a picture of the guy who runs the site.
孩子 這將導致一段令人失望的人生 Son, that leads to a life of disappointment.
我就沒蒙受過如此羞辱 since they started making us shower after P.E. Ugh!
我們日程很緊 你有三分鐘 We're on a tight schedule.You got three minutes.
機構有經驗的辯論團隊推斷 The agency's skilled forensics team has concluded
你們在找一個重183磅的男人 而不是個 We are looking for a 183Ibs man, not a...
動物只會給我帶來麻煩 Animals have never brought meany thing but trouble.
他計劃與志趣相投者 He planned a demonstration forlike-minded activists
不準動 慢點停下來 Don't even think about moving!Slow down! Just stop!
你需要我幫你找線索嗎 我已經做了 Need me to wipe your buttfor you?I just did!
他找到一些便宜的男士服裝 He's found some cheap costume store haberdashery,
我和你們的總監打高爾夫 I play golf with your director. Join us for dinner
熊貓的案子進展如何 我讀了 How's the panda investigation coming? I read...
溫拉圖別急 我會逮捕你們兩個 Don'tworry, Ventura. I'm gonna make an arrest.
我們并不是只去找查普斯先生 because we're notjust gonna go find Mr. Chompers.
我聽到許多迷路的寵物叫我的名字 I hear a whole lot oflost pets calling my name.
這是鎮上最繁忙的十字路口 奧克斯 This is the busiest intersection in town, Ox.
但是 嚴格來說 警察走狗的級別比你高 But, technically, police dogs outrank you.
甚至不用放進培養皿培養 and I didn't even have to grow him in a petri dish.
m.sickinger@penningtoncorp.net. m.sickinger@penningtoncorp.net.
我們組建一個樂隊吧 你玩樂器嗎 Let's start a band. Do you play an instrument?
現在大人們要把你母親送進監獄 the grown-ups have to send your mommy to jail...
我曾想讓你自己去發現那是什么 I've been try ing to get you to figure this out,
斯金格醫生 當塔比不見的時候 Dr. Sickinger we saw him creating a distraction
請不要打破以下的任何守則 父親 ...by breaking anyof the following rules. Dad?
老鄉 你不該來這接受訪問 Hey, Hometown! You're not here to be interviewed!
誰丟的倉鼠 蛇和烏龜 Who had the hamster?And the snake,and the turtle...
好吧 只是有點暈船 這邊 All right, let me just get my sealegs. This way.
第二天我醒來后 小綠就不見了 The next morning when I woke up,Greeny was gone.
即使他跟他的隊員餓得要死 Although he and his crew were starving to death,
那個人一定出毛病了 我的朋友 That guy is one big-time sick monkey, my friend.
你被邀請去我的生日派對 你很幸運 You're invited to my birthday party.Lucky you.
找到查普斯先生或者明天再去游泳 Find Mr. Chompers or go swimming again tomorrow.
溫拉圖 我們的臨床醫生命令你 Ventura, our therapist said for us to order you
特別是非電視型的瀕危物種 specializing in non-telegenic endangered organisms.
我們看見他在動物演員棚里搞鬼 at the Animal Actors stadium when Tabby vanished!
而且我整個早上都在CNN論述她的罪狀 and I spent all morning on CNN saying she is.
盧梭 我本不想這件事發生的 I didn'twant it to have to come to this, Russell,
所有動物 包括那些丑陋的動物 All species of animals, including the ugly ones,
如有任何人站到指定區域之外 Anyone found to be outside of the designated areas
如我預料 我媽媽的鞋印到到處都是 As expected,my mom's shoeprints are everywhere.
我有一些尺寸數據需要分析 Um... I have some measurements that I need analyzed.
我希望我的父親給我最好的生日派對 Well, I asked my father for the best party ever,
我有一個匿名消息給赫蘭德特工 Yes, I have an anony mous tip for Agent Hollander.
因為你不想象失去爸爸一樣失去我 Because you're not gonnalose me like you lost Dad.
一個散布消息非常有效的方法 Averyeffective method for disseminating information.
你不能永遠藏著這些導航儀 普新思其 You can't hide the gummies forever, Plushinski!
剛才我在自己的體重上增加了75磅 that I just created by adding 75Ibs to my weight.
在奧蘭多環球影城的動物攝影棚里 at the Animal Actors Studio at Universal, Orlando.
不好意思失陪片刻 彭寧頓先生 Would you excuse me for one second,Mr. Pennington?
事實上 你已經失去控制了 Two of them, in fact. Because you're out of control!
并離那個吃人的短吻鱷遠一點 and away from that man-eating alligator this instant!
犯罪現場很安全 沒有強行進入的痕跡 Crime scene is secure.no sign of forced entries.
我敢打賭你現在是在幫那些動物 對吧 I'll betyou're helping animals by now,aren'tyou?
嘿 如果我說翻過這座墻 是翻過墻 Hey, if I say over the wall, it's over the wall.
進入wwww.pandafanatic.com網站 a website called "wwww.pandafanatic.com"?
在犯罪現場發現的唯一的最新腳印是 that the only fresh footprints at the crime scene
引導一群殘疾的加拿大雪雁 he was leading a flock of disabled Canadian snow geese
遠足 等等 我是不是需要去拿個許可證 Field trip? Wait, do I need a permission slip?
從事一些動物非法倒賣活動 running some sort of criminal animal-napping netwwork.
獸醫杰克遜維爾那里偷來的 when he was stolen from the Jacksonville veterinarian!
斯金格的組織在偷竊有名的動物 Sickinger's organization is stealing famous animals!
不會因為你太小就不讓你參與政治的 You're never too young for political mobilization.
我是專業的 所以不要自己在家里這么做 I'm a professional, so nobody try this at home.
安全帶 什么 你開玩笑吧 我們快走 Seatbelts? What, are you kidding me? Let's go!
就一直被這樣糟糕的對待 since I got sick in a country with socialized medicine.
先生 你要什么有什么 為何還要這樣做 You had every thing, sir. Why did you do this?
我未來的執照上會寫著 小艾斯 and my future license plate is going to be"ACE JR."
寶貝 你這個年齡段的每個孩子都有那種想法 Honey, every body your age has those feelings.
他們把人從阿拉斯加叫回來 就是為了這個 They're calling guys back from Alaska for this.
這就對了 這就對了 我們會解決的 There you go. There we go. We'll sort it all out.
保護 交流 尋找以及營救動物 of animal advocacy,communion and search and rescue.
她可以在任何時間去熊貓的育養室 she has ready access to the panda house at any time.
不好意思 尊敬的法官 我的錯 Come on, Your Honor! Pardon me, Your Honor. My bad.
對了 對于說要買貓的事我很抱歉 Oh, and sorry about that whole buy ing a cat thing.
你被邀請這個禮拜六參加我的生日派對 You're invited to my birthday party this Saturday,
沒錯 小草垛 你現在有大麻煩了 That's it, short stack. Now you're in big trouble.
母熊貓甜蜜的聲音在呼喚她的孩子 The sweet sound of a mother panda calling her young.
我不知道我為什么要去救它 只是這樣做了而已 I don't knowwhy I had to save him, I just did.
你們的人甚至沒有徽章 你還打著補丁 You guy s don't even get badges. You wear patches.
你知道溫拉圖家族從沒有人傷害過動物嗎 Did you know a Ventura would never harm an animal?
別電我 兄弟 違反美國憲法第一章修正案 Don't Taser me, bro. First-Amendment violation.
我們為什么 不能像文明的成年人一樣談這件事呢 Can'twe talk this over like civilized adults?
請幫助我闖進恐龍化石基地 Please help me break into the Dinosaur Fossil Foundation
坐下 討厭的家伙 馬上 或者更快 Be seated, you maggot,immediately, if not sooner!
它們用像大拇指一樣的種子骨來平衡身體 They use a thumb-like sesamoid bone for stability,
但是我猜我必須把它說出來了 but I guess I'm just gonna have to come out and say it.
那是我們學校所有有錢孩子住的地方 That's where all the rich kids from our school live,
我對所有失蹤的寵物一視同仁 I treat everyone of my missing pets exactly the same,
你認為我喜歡整天巡視嗎 我并不喜歡 Do you think I like scooping poop all day? I don't.
這完全是個錯誤 這就是一個錯誤 It's all been a mistake. This has all been a mistake.
上帝 我不知道那個午餐的小姐還上晚班 Jeez! I didn't know the lunch lady had a nightjob.
哦 太棒了 伙計 這里有些標題給你 Oh, that's terrific, sport. Here's a few for you.
現在 走吧 我會在恐龍洞穴等你 走 Now go. I'll meet you in the dinosaur cavern. Go.
將會在法律條文的最大限度之內被起訴 will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
他前幾天才去過NBFW指揮中心 He came by the NBFW command center just the other day.
這個地方改建的時候被遺忘了 This whole place was forgotten about during a renovation,
真的 你不想假裝我不在這里 Really? And you won't even pretend like I'm not there
但是如果那么做 這樣我就必須違背對她的諾言 but to do that,I had to break my promise to her.
我也不知道這意味著什么 你自己問他 I don't know what it means either. Ask him yourself.
除非有其他人穿上萬圣節的裝束 unless someone else wants to put on a Halloween costume
你將被送往佛羅里達州立監獄監禁 you're remanded to the custody of the state of Florida.
那這些書就可以打開一個秘門 it's that one of these books will activate a secret door.
你想看我失控嗎 我們去 現在 You wanna see out of control? Let's go, right now! Ha!
我會以襲擊政府官員的罪名逮捕你 I'll have you arrested for assaulting a federal officer.
Ranger 赫蘭德 他們在拖你的車 先生 Ranger Hollander? They're towing your car, sir.
所以 這些是你想著找的動物 嗯 So, these are the animals you're try ing to find, huh?
當然 太酷了 我現在有兩個朋友 Affirmative. This is so cool. Now I have twwo friends.
它的主人今天在進行有償的魔術表演 His owners are doing a benefit magic performance today,
-我打賭我們出去也得要特殊的出門簽證 -閉 I bet you we need an exitvisa to get out of here.
你在現場留下了大量的證據 溫拉圖夫人 You left alot of evidence at the scene, Mrs. Ventura.
然后我們會花很多錢來保護他們 and then we spend insane amounts of money to protect them.
是的 你能相信這個人嗎 他真可憐 Yes! Can you believe this guy?! I mean, he's pathetic!
這里都沒有 除了一個你的同班同學 Nothing to see here. Just one of your fellow classmates
杰克斯 溫拉圖 庫斯托發明了水中呼吸器 Jacques Ventura Cousteau,who invented the scuba suit
派對那天我會讓你進入體育館里 It will get you into the gymnasium on the day of the party,
在水池里撒尿的人和對這件事說謊的人 People that pee in the pool and people who lie about it.
和 the non-profit Mater Innocentus and the non-profit Mater Innocentus.
這個卡通人物利用我兒子的熱情好客 This cartoon has taken advantage of my son's hospitality.
銀行賬戶證實你兌現了一張支票 And your bank accounts show you live pay check-to-pay check.
爺爺 面對它 我只是個對媽媽撒謊的孩子 Face it, Grandpa. I'm just a kid who lied to his mom.
日程 什么日程 我不在乎什么惡心的日程 List? What list? I don't care about no stinking list!
聽起來像三個人的工作 嘿 為什么你 Sounds like a three-man job. Hey, why are you all we...
應該得到和可愛動物一樣的對待 should be treated with the same respect as the cute ones,
彭寧頓認為他們很聰明 其實傻的要死 The Penningtons think they're smart,but they're poo-pid.
我們抓住他們的 他們確實栽進去了 We've caught them brown-footed.They really stepped in it.
有人寄給我們這個 我甚至都不知道這個是什么意思 Somebody sent that. I don't even knowwhat it means.
來跟動物世界建立一種親緣關系 for our ancestors to develop a kinship with the animal world,
我找到可以幫我媽媽案子的所有的線索 It's just that I found all these clues to help Mom's case,
-不 在這里停 停車 -我停了 后座司機 No, stop here! Stop! I'm stopping, backseat driver!
我們收到個匿名的舉報讓我們來到這里 We received an anony mous tip instructing us to come here.
那些荒謬的東西來認罪 that I used these ridiculous things in the commission of a crime?
除了在形狀完美的下巴上有一個小點 Exceptfor may be this one spot on her perfectly formed chin.
你會用廁所來做一些除了喝酒以外的事 and you'll use the toiletfor something other than drinking.
不打電話找人陪著我的兒子之前我是不會走的 Not until I make a call for someone to stay with my son.
好吧 艾斯 從你還是個嬰兒開始我就沒見過你了 Well, Ace, I haven't seen you since you were a baby.
這樣人們可以跟他們水下的兄弟們交流 so that finally man could commune with his watery brethren.
但是我在這的時候發現了一些很重要的線索 But I found some really important clues while I was here.
這不久是那個每天開豪華轎車去學校的小孩嗎 Isn't that the kid who rides to school in the limousine?
現存最珍貴的 最完整的恐龍骨架 the rarest, most complete tyrannosaur skeleton in existence.
我從來不談論到他或者說他做過的事情是因為 I just didn't talk about him or what he did because I...
和竹子濃烈的清香輕輕浸潤著迎春花 a strong bouquet of bamboo with a slight infusion of crocus.
國家漁業和野生動物處 請問你找誰 National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife, how can I direct you?
大概是我三年級第一次見你的時候 Well, it all kind of started when I met you in third grade...
中國政府借給我們世界上著名的大熊貓 The Chinese government loaned us Pong Ping and Ting Tang,
初步疑犯是潛水員和裝財寶的箱子 Initial suspects include the scuba man and the treasure chest.
什么 肉桂河馬 這個就像查克奶酪一樣嗎 What? "The Cinnamon Hippo"? Is that like Chuck E Cheese?
我媽媽在動物園工作 她的腳印當然到處都是 My mom works for the zoo.Of course her prints are there.
拜托 我現在在辦公室 這里太奇怪了 Come on! I'm in the office and it's really freaky in here.
這個越來越重了 監守們 拜托 OK, alittle help.It's getting really heavy, bailiffs. Please!
作為生日禮物偷偷帶進來 然后藏在我家里 snuck it in as a birthday gift,and planted it in my home.
我猜想一個熊貓幼崽能在黑市給你賺一大筆錢 I suspect a panda cub brings big bucks on the black market.
你是否想過你為什么一直找這些失蹤的動物嗎 Have you everwondered why you keep looking forlost animals?
他計劃在塔比的簽名會上進行抗議 He's organizing a protest at Tabby the Tabby's autograph session
開大聲點 我們快走 叮當會聽到它媽媽的呼聲 Turn it up! Go! Ting Tang will hear his mom calling him!
惡 我想我剛才壓到他的肺了 太惡心了 Ewww! I think I just squeezed his liver! That's disgusting!
擊敗了偷竊珍稀動物的億萬富翁 taking down a powerful billionaire for stealing celebrity animals.
我手上卻拿著這食物鏈最底層的小動物 holding this little guy at the bottom of the food chain and all.
但是你媽媽現在有麻煩 我認為你需要知道 but your mom was in trouble and I thought you needed to know.
恐龍化石基地非公開物種研究的頭 non-telegenic species research at the Dinosaur Fossils Foundation.
在百慕大三角洲 他就從雷達上消失了 and he vanished from radar somewhere over the Bermuda Triangle.
塔拉穿著最新的膚淺弱智系列收藏品 Tara's wearing the latest in the "Spoiled and Shallow"collection.
這曾是世界上最原始的暴龍骨骼 This used to be the most pristine Ty rannosaurus skeleton on Earth,
你選個跟你一樣身材的怎么樣 比如北美野人 How aboutyou pick on somebody your own size? Like Sasquatch.
噢 你們真是一對兒 但這次王牌才是一對 Oh, you're quite a pair. But this time an Ace trumps a pair!
查普斯先生 我們愛戴的游泳隊吉祥物 不見了 Mr. Chompers,ourbeloved swim-team mascot, has gone missing.
但是 媽媽 爺爺要出門旅游四個星期啊 But, Mom, Grandpa's gonna be on a cruise for anotherfourweeks.
你是說我現在要出去找叮當嗎 what you're saying is that I should go out and try to find Ting Tang?
不過我會放過你 如果你告訴我關于這個家伙的事 But I will get off your back if you tell me about this guy.
不 我能把那么大匹馬藏在哪里呢 我的口袋 No. Where would I be keeping a horse that big? In my pocket?
現在它將帶我們找到誰是這些事情的幕后主使 Now he's gonna lead us to whoever's behind all this treachery.
我們當然很傷心啦 我們的鼠鼬已經失蹤2周了 Of course we're depressed.Our skunk's been missing two weeks.
這個漂亮的動物愛好者犯下重罪 to convince this beautiful animal-Iover to commit alevel-five felony.
弗蘭肯 貝瑞打電話說可古拉法官想要回他的衣柜 Franken Berry called. Count Chocula wants his wardrobe back.
這種案子的重點調查對像一般都會坐一輩子的牢 a major investigation like this takes on alife all of its own.
情報上說熊貓寶寶丟失案已被解決 The tip said that the case of the missing panda cub has been solved!
事實上 你知道嗎爺爺 你是對的 我能做到 Actually, you knowwhat, Grandpa? You're right! I am the man!
我嘗試了所有你希望我做的課外活動 OK, I tried every other extracurricular activity you wanted me to
先生 那個是在不毛之地挖掘出的無價的骨架 Sir, that is a priceless skeleton unearthed in the Bad Lands...
我有預感 小偷一定會在那里試著把它偷走的 and I got a feeling our thief is gonna try and steal him there.
不 他麻煩大了 我們在他的衣柜里找到這雙鞋子 No. He's in big trouble! We found these shoes in his closet!
我12歲了 我開始有這些奇怪的感覺了 I'm 12 years old and I'm starting to have all these weird feelings
漁業野生動物局的人來帶一個SWAT團隊嗎 how often they let a member of Fish and Wildlife lead a SWAT team?
我運營絕妙的熊貓網站引起人們對我的項目關注 I started the Pandafanatic website to get attention for my cause.
他試著用各種非常瘋狂的理論去救他的媽媽 He's been try ing to save his mom with all sorts of crazy theories.
你沒有必要對每一個在這個星球上迷路的動物負責 responsible for every stray animalin every corner of this planet.
但這個案子關聯到珍惜物種 國際關系 but this case involves an endangered species,international relations.
嗨 這是小彭寧頓 有個只告訴你的特別的消息 Hi, this is Pennington Jr.With a very special message just for you.
我得確保你們倆被關起來了 直到熊貓案件完全結束 I'll make sure you're locked up until the panda case is completed.
我們會在45分鐘后給大家分蛋糕 然后祝我生日快樂 We'll cut the cake in 45 minutes.Until then, happy birthday to me!
一個重183磅的男人才會造成2 3毫米深的腳印 A man weighing 183Ibs would indeed establish a print depth of 2.3mm.
你和你父親穿上橙色的運動服一定相當合襯 And you and your dad are going to look great in matching orange jumpsuits.
我沒有必要 That I'm not responsible for
為這個地球上每個迷路的小動物的幸福的負責 the well-being of every stray animal in every corner of the planet.